Our combatants are getting tired by now as we near the end. Even the mighty Jack Bauer seems to be stumbling down the stretch. Now we get a matchup of a kind we haven’t had yet thus far in Ultimate Bad Ass:
Man versus Woman.
Yikes. Will our action hero guy take it seriously? Or will he scoff at his opponent, take her lightly and ultimately end up dead?
Whatever happens, it’s time to let them loose. I give you the final game in the semifinals. Next week: The Championship.
#1 John McClane versus #6 The Bride
Once again, we can all admire my seeding skills, as a #6 had fairly easily made it to the semifinals.
This is a pretty interesting fight. I’m not sure McClane has ever fought someone wielding a Ninja blade, and it could pose problems for him. On the other side, The Bride hasn’t had to deal with someone from the New York City Police Department.
Time to fight.
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This one should be interesting…
Not really. It should be pretty unfair.
Should be, but that does not mean it will be. I went with McClane, but I would not be shocked to see The Bride be competitive.
I went with The Bride – just to keep it interesting and close (for now).
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Downtown New York was thrown into chaos yesterday evening when a “bride” and a New York City cop began battling on a street corner. It was not immediately clear what started the disagreement, but onlookers watched in horror as the scene became a bloodbath. The so-called “Bride” brandished a sword and began hacking and slashing her way through crowds as New York City police officer John McClain chased after her firing an automatic weapon of some kind.
The chase ended on a street corner where the Bride turned and faced down the officer who had run out of ammunition during the chase. At one point the officer appeared to be wounded by the sword wielding bride, but the fight continued unabated.
According to witnesses at the scene, Officer McClain was able to disarm the suspect by dowsing her with hot water from a hot dog cart. Temporarily blinded by the scalding water, the officer is said to have forced the Bride into oncoming traffic. The witnesses reported hearing Officer McClain yell “Need a lift?” just before the Bride was struck by a rush hour bus. The force of the impact flung the Jane Doe Bride nearly 100 yards, decapitating her on a bike rack.
Officer McClain is being held for questioning.
Yippie Kayeah motherfuieodlers!
It’s McClane vs Bourne, that will be awesome.
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Ouch! You decapitated her?!
@Jason LOLOLOL “Need a lift?â€Â? ….
She’s have a headache in the morning!
Even though I didn’t vote for McClane, I think the winner of this whole thing is going to be exactly who I thought it would be from the beginning.
@Mike -how did you not vote for McClane? Did you hit the wrong button? Seriously that’s about the only thing that makes sense.
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@ Scotty – Have you ever seen Kill Bill?
Honestly…The Bride goes from not being able to move, to bashing a guys head in a door, willing her toes to move and then killing 100 ninjas all by herself.
If you haven’t seen Kill Bill Part 1…then you just can’t understand
Personally, I still think this should be River Tam…but I went with The Bride. She’s a badass mofo.
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On a side note, some other website out there is having a Best Character on TV contest sort of like this.
That might be an interesting one to do.
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@Mikey -do you have short term memory loss, we saw Kill Bill together…hello. Granted she is a badass, but more than John McClane? Go back and watch the highlights from the 4 Diehards and then tell me he’s not more of a badass than the bride. She may be a better fighter, but this is a badass contest, it’s more than just fighting.
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John McClane fo shu <3
@ Scotty – I DO have short term memory loss, but Kill Bill was like A LONG TIME AGO
Good points.
Looks like it wont matter, McClane FTW