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14 responses to “Kate Beckinsale Thinks Her Private Parts are the 'Pharaoh's Tomb"”

  1. R.A. Porter

    I agree that it's all very strange, but for some reason I now have a strong urge to put on a fedora, grab a bullwhip, and go on an archaeological adventure!

  2. Jason A Clark

    LOL

  3. The Trousered Ape

    That's whack!

  4. jina

    it makes me think of the seinfeld episode with teri hatcher. at the end, she says, “they're real and they're spectacular!”

  5. Cap'n Schwartz

    Maybe she is referring to it that way because its Golden… well that how I imagine it anyways… :) at least its much better than the fermaldahyde thought….

  6. nicky

    yuck. when i think of pharaoh tombs, i think of crusty old mummies in cloth. that does not sound sexy in the least.

  7. Mike Olbinski

    Hilarious! Point to Nicky!

  8. Jason A Clark

    Unfortunately, we also have to take away a point for the picture of Kate Beckinsale that she just put into our heads.

  9. The Kid and I

    I'm speechless…

  10. The Kid and I

    I thought that too!! Cobwebs and spiders all over it. That sound of the old door creaking open for the first time in 2 thousand years! LOL!

  11. The Kid and I

    And I bet it doesn't smell too nice in the tomb either!

  12. The Trousered Ape

    boooo

  13. The Kid and I

    LOL! You poor guys. :)

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