The only way to save Jenna is to go see Rainn’s new movie called The Rocker on August 20th…and help it make money:
My name is Rainn Wilson and I’ve kidnapped the lovely Jenna, put her, bound, in the trunk of my firebird and logged onto her MySpace to send out this bulletin.
To free America’s sweetheart, Pam Beesly, one half of the magic which is ‘Jam’, you must attend my new movie, ‘The Rocker’, which opens August 20th.
As soon as the film grosses 18.7 Mil, she will be released and given a peach smoothie.
All of this was posted on Jenna’s MySpace page on Tuesday, which Wilson apparently hijacked. The last message that appeared yesterday indicates that all further questions about Jenna’s whereabouts will be directed towards www.FreeJennaNow.com.
Of course the site is likely being slammed with viral traffic right now, as it was unavailable for quite awhile Wednesday night. I still haven’t been able to see it yet, but the video that was posted there is on YouTube and therefore is embedded below:
Apparently there is a new video there as well and if we get it, I’ll update this blow.
There is also a contest going on which you’ll find on the Save Jenna Now website, in which you send pictures of your Rocker ticket stubs win a podcast with Rainn.
The bigger question is: Will you go see The Rocker to help save Jenna, or do you not care about the cute little secretary from The Office?
I think it's funny that he is dressed up as Dwight and driving Dwight's Firebird. Those crazy kids from the Office!