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The Middleman recap: “The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome”

The Middleman recap: “The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome”

Typical supervillain horsefeathers. Can't wait to hear this guy's monologue. 'I am the palindrome. Feel my power. Power my feel. Palindrome the am I.' Peter Piping weirdos. - The Middleman Middleman HQ 6:16pm Etched mirror pictograms are being left at crime scenes and the Middlegang are trying ...

ABC Family HD Goes Live on DIRECTV

ABC Family HD Goes Live on DIRECTV

For those of you DIRECTV subscribers who haven’t noticed the gargantuan advertisement for ABC Family HD that is appearing in your guide, it’s there and the channel is now in high definition.

What kind of programming is available in HD isn’t certain yet. I know our DVR picked up a marathon of Greek today and they were all in high-def.

The Middleman recap: “The Clotharian Contamination Protocol”

The Middleman recap: “The Clotharian Contamination Protocol”

I'm so glad I got attacked by that tentacled ass monster back in the lab and that you framed me so that I'd have to be your sidekick. Because I am so proud to be a MM. I'm proud to know you. And I want ...

The Middleman recap: “The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation”

The Middleman recap: “The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation”

Young Noser will be rent limb from limb to save you! You really can't get much more literal than that, can you Middlefans? Tonight's episode of The Middleman finds Wendy Watson fighting to save Middleman, fighting to save Lacey, fighting to save Noser, and fighting puppets. Seems ...

The Middleman recap: “The Obsolescent Cryogenic Meltdown”

The Middleman recap: “The Obsolescent Cryogenic Meltdown”

Middleman 2008 is all about honor and duty and pride and sacrifice. He watches westerns and believes in true love. He drinks milk and eschews obscenities. He’s a throwback to a simpler time. But that’s not the job, that’s the man. So when Middleman 1969 - a suave and slimy Kevin Sorbo - is thawed out to face off against his arch-nemesis, there’s more than a little tension the Middleranks.

The Middleman recap: “The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation”

The Middleman recap: “The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation”

Tonight sees the return of Tyler, Wendy Watson's soulmate from "The Sino-Mexican Revelation". He's been getting some fuzzy memories back slowly, then received a paycheck for $14.73 from his 90 minutes working at The Booty Chest, the pirate-themed sports bar with the scantily-clad waitresses. He ...

The Middleman recap: “The Cursed Tuba Contingency”

The Middleman recap: “The Cursed Tuba Contingency”

Oom-pah oom-pah-pah, friends! Polka wouldn’t be polka without it. Neither would pep bands. In fact, I’d wager that of all the music in the world, a good .001% would be horrible without the basso profundo of the mighty tuba. What kind of tuba you say? Tenor? Four-valve? The tuba kind.

Middleman Recap: “The Boy-Band Superfan Interrogation”

Middleman Recap: “The Boy-Band Superfan Interrogation”

Lacey wants to watch SMACC (Supremo-Destructo Martial Arts Combat Channel), because the martial arts are the most confrontational of all the arts. But she can’t adjust their satellite dish and comes back in when Wendy Watson sees fuzzy porn. Turns out, it was just Varsity Fanclub. Then Lacey demonstrates her fandom by dancing along with the five perpetually pubescent harmonizers.

Middleman Recap: “The Flying Fish Zombification”

Middleman Recap: “The Flying Fish Zombification”

On the balcony to the illegal sublet Wendy shares with another young, photogenic artist, she and Lacey are preparing for Art Crawl, a semi-sporadical festival of the arts. Dubby’s talking on the phone with her moms and Lacey’s a bit jealous. See, her moms - Dr. Barbara Thornfield, M.D. Ph.D. - is the absent type. But Lacey’s got Dubby to prop her up and keep her sane. She can always count on Dubby.

Middleman Recap: “The Manicoid Teleportation Conundrum”

Middleman Recap: “The Manicoid Teleportation Conundrum”

It’s pop quiz day for Middle-trainee Wendy Watson, and it starts with an emergency call to meet at the Rendevous Point. Five minutes distracted by Lacey and 15 to travel and Dubby made it to the Rendevous Point Diner out by Lyon Estates. She didn’t even need a Delorean to do it.

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