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‘My Name is Bruce’: Bruce Campbell conquers all media
As y’all know, we’re big fans of The Chin around these parts. My man-crush on him was on full display while I recapped Burn Notice and it’s not like the rest of the Pop Critics gang aren’t fans themselves. And we’ve been looking forward to the release of My Name is Bruce for a while [...]
‘Burn Notice’ recap: ‘Good Soldier’
They said this thing: ‘As iron sharpens iron, so man sharpens another man.’ And I realized, Proverbs 27:17? That’s you and me. You showed me the way. – Michael Westen
You might wonder how I got there, you know? I’ve been down for so long, with my ex and everyone against me, I never thought I’d [...]
‘Burn Notice’ recap: ‘Double Booked’
What’s that? You didn’t think what? What? You didn’t think Roth would ever get arrested for selling cocaine? What then chucklehead? He’s gonna flip! – Michael Westen
Oh, Mike and I go way back. ‘91 or ‘92, the Balkans. He’s a good kid. And he knows the score, too. I’ve taken a look at his dossier, [...]
Burn Notice recap: “Rough Seas”
Last time you were in town you nearly got her killed. That’s not going to happen again. – Michael Westen
Oh man, oh man. I-I-I don’t think I can do this. Do I have to…what…no. I-I-I really have to go…can I just…why don’t you just…No. No. Okay, okay, okay. It’s okay. Fine. Michael’s going to be [...]
Burn Notice recap: “Bad Blood”
I’m Jimmy Glynn. Mike asked me to talk to you rats about tonight’s episode. There was a wicked awesome monsoon in Phoenix earlier that knocked out satellite coverage, so this is a little later than usual.
The Recap
Mike takes Carla’s crossword puzzle and tracks down his new wrangler, Victor. He looks like a fruit in a flowered shirt, but he pulls a .22 on Mike pretty damn quick. He hands Mike a cellphone and tells him he needs to keep it with him all the time.
Burn Notice recap: “Scatter Point”
My name’s Joseph. You’ll have to forgive me if this recapitulation of tonight’s episode does not meet your normal plebian tastes. Michael Westen asked for the best and I can give no less.
The Recap
Michael and Fiona continue to surveil the mail drop where Carla’s post office box is located. A long, boring process with which [...]
Burn Notice Recap: “Comrades”
Sergei Yablonovic. I am a friend of your Michael Westen and won’t tell you anything. They have beaten me, but I have told them nothing. But you, you all have the faces of traitors! What did you tell them?!
I apologize. Michael’s brother Nate tells me I should speak to you after all.
Burn Notice Recap: “Trust Me”
Whooo damn, that was fun! Mike asked me to talk to y’all about tonight’s episode while he’s off eatin’ some chicken tikka with his new buddy Wasim, so let me tell you a little about myself. Name’s Davis Cullen. Daddy made his money in oil, but ain’t no way I’m livin’ like that. Up at four, in bed by nine. No, siree. I told him, “I don’t want your life” right before I left Texas. Lucky daddy’s always had a soft spot for me so I got a nice fat trust fund.
Burn Notice Recap: “Turn and Burn”
My buddy Michael Westen is busy in therapy or something this week, so he gave me this job. I’ll do what I can, but you know, “little out of my league. I’m good with papers not with computers. I think this is a computer thing, right?”
Burn Notice Recap: “Breaking and Entering”
When Mike gets out of the lorry, he finds himself in the middle of a war zone. That bird Carla – the one who works for the wankers who burned him – gives him a job: make this poor sap Jimmy do what they want. Take him back to Miami and help him steal data from a low-rent Blackwater and the bloke can save his wife and kid. Plus Mike gets to meet Carla.
